Weirdo

We walked into the movie theater and there was just one guy in there.  So I sing "I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around..."  He says nothing. We take our seats.

But then, after his date/wife/girlfriend joins him, he comes over and says "I think I'm supposed to sing 'the beating of our hearts is the only sound.'"

So wrong.

Then after the creepy movie (Friend Request) in the packed theater (six people), we walk out past him and his date and he sings  "Why can't we be friends?"

Seriously. He was probably thinking about it the entire movie.